Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

Emergency Affirmations – For When Life Gets “A Lot”

Big meeting? Rough day? Existential crisis brewing? Reach for a dose of no-nonsense encouragement with Emergency Affirmations by Brass Monkey. Packed with 100 hilariously bold and weirdly wise affirmation cards, this box has your back when you need it most.

Whether you're pep-talking yourself in the mirror or just need a laugh to break the stress spiral, these cards say exactly what you need to hear—like, “You’re going to kick today in the nuts.” Inspiring? Yes. Subtle? Definitely not.

Housed in a display-worthy two-piece box, it’s perfect for your desk, nightstand, or anywhere existential dread tends to strike. Bonus: The heavy-duty cardstock can handle a few dramatic tear stains (we tested).

What’s Inside:

• 100 unique, irreverent affirmation cards

• Sturdy two-piece box for display and easy access

• Heavyweight cardstock for durability (and drama)

• Card size: 3.5” x 5”

• Box size: 4” x 5.3” x 1.7”

Because sometimes, “You’ve got this” just doesn’t cut it.